Gambling Jokes

[steveharris]

Just wanted to share a little humor ahaha
A Gambling Jokes Humor For Better Betting

 

[akoraka]

Just wanted to share a little humor ahaha
A Gambling Jokes Humor For Better Betting

This is a classic.

A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things. I just won the state lottery!"

Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"

The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"

LOL. Dont tell me you didn't laugh.

 

[steveharris]

This is a classic.

A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things. I just won the state lottery!"

Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"

The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"

LOL. Dont tell me you didn't laugh.

I did, but just a little ahaha

 

[steveharris]

Q: What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

A: In a casino, you really mean it!

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/gamblingjokes.html

 

[Norbert]

I am trying to beat a gambling question and answer's :

Such as :
Q: Whats the difference between online poker and live poker?
A: You can cry after a bad beat online and no one will laugh at you.

 

[eucalyptus]

Haha, i just laughed i little

 

[Norbert]

Hello, Eucalyptus, Welcome to this forum. If you need more then you can ask here anything about.
Why you laughing ?
Actually
Sports book traffic allows expanding the brand awareness and profitability of the online trade. It also supplies the quality that is needed tomeet the demand of modern time

 

[RickPerry]

Unfortunately I am not so good in english to translate some good jokes from my native language :-(
But I know a lot good ones ;-)

 

[Koitk]

yes, an original topic, I like it