Okay, before everyone jumps down my throat, let me be clear: I'm not saying parlays are evil, and I'm not saying nobody should ever bet them. What I am saying is that for 95% of bettors, parlays are probably costing you money in the long run, and understanding why that is changed my entire approach to sports betting.
Let me start with my own parlay addiction story. For the first three years I was betting on sports, parlays were my favorite type of bet. The appeal is obvious, right? Why bet $20 to win $18 on a single -110 game when you could bet that same $20 on a three-team parlay that pays out $120? The potential return is so much better! Except... it's not, and it took me way too long to understand why.
The math on parlays is brutal, and most people either don't understand it or don't want to think about it. Let's break it down with a simple example. Say you want to bet on three games, and each game is a standard -110 line. If you bet them separately:
But the math isn't even the worst part, in my opinion. The worst part is what parlays do to your decision-making process. When I was betting parlays regularly, I found myself making picks I wouldn't have made otherwise just because they "fit" with my other plays. I'd have two strong plays and then add a third game I was lukewarm on just to boost the payout. That third leg was often the one that killed the parlay, and I'd kick myself for adding it in the first place.
Parlays also create this all-or-nothing mentality that I think is psychologically unhealthy for betting. You can make five great picks, but if you packaged them in a six-team parlay and one leg loses, you get nothing. Zero recognition for getting 83% of your picks right. Compare that to betting them straight—going 5-1 would be a great day and would net you a solid profit. But in parlay land, 5-1 is the same as 0-6.
I see so many posts here and on Twitter about "bad beat" parlays that lost on the last leg, and people are devastated. They had nine legs hit and the tenth lost by a point. But here's the thing—you didn't get "unlucky" on that last leg. You got lucky on the first nine! Hitting nine specific outcomes in a row is incredibly difficult, and the fact that you got that close is actually above expectation. But the way parlays frame the outcome makes it feel like you "almost won" when really, you were always unlikely to win.
Now, I said at the beginning that I'm not saying nobody should ever bet parlays, so let me explain when I think they can make sense:
Since I stopped betting parlays regularly about two years ago, my record-keeping has become clearer, my decision-making has improved, and most importantly, my actual results have gotten better. I'm not going to pretend I'm some massive winner—sports betting is hard—but I went from consistently losing to roughly breaking even, and I attribute a lot of that to eliminating parlays.
The hardest part about quitting parlays was adjusting to the lower excitement level. Straight bets are less thrilling. You're not sweating multiple games simultaneously with massive payouts on the line. But you know what's more exciting than hitting occasional big parlays? Actually being profitable over time. And you know what's less stressful? Not constantly feeling like you "almost" won when your 8-leg parlay dies on the last leg.
I challenge anyone who's been betting parlays regularly to try an experiment: for one month, bet only straight plays. Track your results carefully. Compare them to a typical month of parlay betting. I'd be willing to bet (pun intended) that most people would be surprised by the difference.
Again, I'm not trying to tell anyone what to do with their money. If parlays are fun for you and you understand the math and you're betting responsibly, then keep doing what you're doing. But if you're frustrated with your results and you've been leaning heavily on parlays, consider whether they might be part of the problem.
Would love to hear from others who've had similar experiences, or from the parlay lovers who want to defend their honor. Let's have a real discussion about this.
Let me start with my own parlay addiction story. For the first three years I was betting on sports, parlays were my favorite type of bet. The appeal is obvious, right? Why bet $20 to win $18 on a single -110 game when you could bet that same $20 on a three-team parlay that pays out $120? The potential return is so much better! Except... it's not, and it took me way too long to understand why.
The math on parlays is brutal, and most people either don't understand it or don't want to think about it. Let's break it down with a simple example. Say you want to bet on three games, and each game is a standard -110 line. If you bet them separately:
[]You need to win 2 out of 3 to profit (assuming equal stakes)
[]Going 2-1 with $110 bets on each game nets you about $90 profit
[]Going 3-0 nets you about $300 profit
[]Going 1-2 loses you about $112
[]You need to win 3 out of 3 to profit
[]Going 3-0 nets you about $595 on a $100 bet- Going 2-1, 1-2, or 0-3 all lose you $100
But the math isn't even the worst part, in my opinion. The worst part is what parlays do to your decision-making process. When I was betting parlays regularly, I found myself making picks I wouldn't have made otherwise just because they "fit" with my other plays. I'd have two strong plays and then add a third game I was lukewarm on just to boost the payout. That third leg was often the one that killed the parlay, and I'd kick myself for adding it in the first place.
Parlays also create this all-or-nothing mentality that I think is psychologically unhealthy for betting. You can make five great picks, but if you packaged them in a six-team parlay and one leg loses, you get nothing. Zero recognition for getting 83% of your picks right. Compare that to betting them straight—going 5-1 would be a great day and would net you a solid profit. But in parlay land, 5-1 is the same as 0-6.
I see so many posts here and on Twitter about "bad beat" parlays that lost on the last leg, and people are devastated. They had nine legs hit and the tenth lost by a point. But here's the thing—you didn't get "unlucky" on that last leg. You got lucky on the first nine! Hitting nine specific outcomes in a row is incredibly difficult, and the fact that you got that close is actually above expectation. But the way parlays frame the outcome makes it feel like you "almost won" when really, you were always unlikely to win.
Now, I said at the beginning that I'm not saying nobody should ever bet parlays, so let me explain when I think they can make sense:
- As pure entertainment bets with money you've already earmarked as "fun money." If you want to throw $5 on a ten-team parlay because it makes watching the games more fun, go for it. Just understand that it's entertainment, not a investing strategy.
- When you're betting correlated outcomes. This is the one area where I still occasionally use parlays. If I think a game is going to be high-scoring, I might parlay the over with both teams' over on team totals. These aren't independent outcomes—if I'm right about the game script, multiple legs benefit. The books will usually adjust the odds because they know the correlation exists, but sometimes there's still value.
- When you're using them strategically for hedging or arbitrage opportunities. This is advanced stuff and not super common, but there are situations where parlays can be useful tools in a broader betting strategy.
Since I stopped betting parlays regularly about two years ago, my record-keeping has become clearer, my decision-making has improved, and most importantly, my actual results have gotten better. I'm not going to pretend I'm some massive winner—sports betting is hard—but I went from consistently losing to roughly breaking even, and I attribute a lot of that to eliminating parlays.
The hardest part about quitting parlays was adjusting to the lower excitement level. Straight bets are less thrilling. You're not sweating multiple games simultaneously with massive payouts on the line. But you know what's more exciting than hitting occasional big parlays? Actually being profitable over time. And you know what's less stressful? Not constantly feeling like you "almost" won when your 8-leg parlay dies on the last leg.
I challenge anyone who's been betting parlays regularly to try an experiment: for one month, bet only straight plays. Track your results carefully. Compare them to a typical month of parlay betting. I'd be willing to bet (pun intended) that most people would be surprised by the difference.
Again, I'm not trying to tell anyone what to do with their money. If parlays are fun for you and you understand the math and you're betting responsibly, then keep doing what you're doing. But if you're frustrated with your results and you've been leaning heavily on parlays, consider whether they might be part of the problem.
Would love to hear from others who've had similar experiences, or from the parlay lovers who want to defend their honor. Let's have a real discussion about this.
